Lions and Tigers and Owlbears! Oh my!

~ Sunday, June 3 ~
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moominboy:

rules of tumblr:


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~ Saturday, June 2 ~
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insanelygaming:

Noah’s Dex

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~ Thursday, May 31 ~
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kordova:

the great desu tree

kordova:

the great desu tree

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~ Friday, May 25 ~
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fuckyeahdouglasadams:

What?
Carry your towel the whole day with you, wherever you go.When?
Every year at May 25th.Where?
Of course everywhere you go!And why?
May 25th is the commemoration day for the Douglas Adams, the author of the world-celebrated book The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, who unfortunately passed away 2001.

A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you - daft as a bush, but very, very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough. More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have “lost”. What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
- Douglas Adams: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

fuckyeahdouglasadams:

What?

Carry your towel the whole day with you, wherever you go.

When?

Every year at May 25th.

Where?

Of course everywhere you go!

And why?

May 25th is the commemoration day for the Douglas Adams, the author of the world-celebrated book The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, who unfortunately passed away 2001.

A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you - daft as a bush, but very, very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have “lost”. What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

- Douglas Adams: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy


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Unicorns are a symbol of virginity. Reblog if you’re still a unicorn.

umarazaoparaviver:


Forever a Unicorn. No one is majestic enough to ride me.

OH MY GOD. THAT COMMENT.

^^^^^ THE COMMENT IS WIN!!!

…Unicorns are a symbol of male sexuality. Unicorns were said to lure young virgins away into the woods to rape them and impregnate them with their children. That’s why unicorns have one horn. IT’S A PENIS!

(Source: suicidalvampire)


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stolencanvas:

justinjewmanji:

videohall:

Slinky is trying so hard

And in that moment I cared more about a slinky than most people I know

If slinky can do it I can do it too fuckers! 


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~ Thursday, May 24 ~
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THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST FREAKING THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

Life is now complete

omfg

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE THE GREATEST THING EVER.

my mouth dropped open and i SCREAMED

(Source: )


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~ Wednesday, May 23 ~
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~ Saturday, May 19 ~
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kiddblink:

kats-in-space:

PINK!

PINK

P͕͔͓̞̰̠̄ͮ͛͑́I̠͖̓̐̕͞I̵̛̻̥̣̬̭̻ͮ̎͗͂̄̆̓̈́̂I͚̳̳̯̲͓͇̐͒̈́̃ͮ̚N̶̠͍̞͙̼̤̯̺̏ͩ̽͐ͤͬK̵̲̥̦͖̪̩̤̭͛̉̆̀̄͢͟K̜̲̪̥̬͕̀͛̾̎̐̇ͮ̄̉͢͞͞Ḵ̵̢̗̔̉͋ͧ͌͞K̛̗̮̘̠̝̇͛̄̔͐̔ͥ̉

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~ Wednesday, May 16 ~
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groovychainsaws:

inspiredbreathing:

groovychainsaws:

corncobs:

groovychainsaws:

“So Tenzin, would you say that you and Chief Bei-Fong had a…

ROCKY RELATIONSHIP?”

“Well it definitely wasn’t a….

BREEZE”

“Y’know, I’m surprised Tenzin couldn’t handle me. They say I’ve got…

NERVES OF STEEL.”

“Well, I’d say you two have practically hit..

ROCK BOTTOM.”

“My daughter and Tenzin, together? I sure didn’t…

SEE THAT ONE COMING.”


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~ Tuesday, May 15 ~
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xwhatserface:

mel-lovable:

karameruru:

viremi:

thelocalpaedo:

TAKEEEEEEEE

ONNNNNNNN

MEEEEEEEE

TAKE ON ME

TAKEEEEEEEE

MEEEEEEEE

ONNNNNNNN

TAKE ON ME

I’LLLLLLLLL

BEEEEEEEE

GONEEEEEEEE

IN A DAY OR

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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I wanna be on a new reality show.

thatfunnyblog:

One house.

20 people addicted to internet.
Cameras everywhere.

ONE COMPUTER.

we’ll all slaughter each other 

previously on One Computer:

today on One Computer:

next week on One Computer:


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