Lions and Tigers and Owlbears! Oh my!

~ Wednesday, October 1 ~
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the-fandoms-are-cool:

leradny:

videohall:

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*


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~ Tuesday, September 30 ~
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becausejensenackless:

Same

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ugly773:

Call of Duty : Water Assault

ugly773:

Call of Duty : Water Assault

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)


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pelodance:

confirmed

pelodance:

confirmed


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HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake

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carbonbasedfangirl:

fuzzykitty01:

davusignavus:

rudimentree:

davusignavus:

i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said

image

“now all of china knows you’re queer”

please deliver this reply to your mother:

image“perfect”
image

she laughed so hard i think she exploded

It’s back and still beautiful!

oh my god

(Source: groddleforestpumpkin)


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jturn:

flamboyant-dog:

jturn:

who the fuck funded this study you can find this out by spending 5 minutes in a sauna

YOU SPEND 5 MINUTES IN THE SAUNA WITH A FUCKING BEAR???

hun

jturn:

flamboyant-dog:

jturn:

who the fuck funded this study you can find this out by spending 5 minutes in a sauna

YOU SPEND 5 MINUTES IN THE SAUNA WITH A FUCKING BEAR???

hun


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(Source: michaelsocha)


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skullgreymom:

im going to die


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kada-bura:

swoobats:

guys can you imagine a fairy type gym and gym leader how cute would that be am i right

Every fiber in my being wants the gym leader to be like

image


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candypopxo:

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

candypopxo:

Surrender now or prepare to fight!


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ssb4bingo:

dat-soldier:

puniper:

why must we play gods


ayyy bro so ‘bout that cake

So that’s why Rayman got a trophy…

ssb4bingo:

dat-soldier:

puniper:

why must we play gods

ayyy bro so ‘bout that cake

So that’s why Rayman got a trophy…


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